Firstly, you must be congratulated for your excellent eyesight.
I'm sure you have achieved many things in your life, but nothing compares to this moment. Savour it. Enjoy it. You are not like those people who do not know about this page. They wonder the world oblivious to this page. They are ignorant. You are not.
Oh, and how great are the treasures that await you on this secret page. Words cannot describe them. Mostly because there are no treasures to describe. Thanks for dropping by though.